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Monday, September 28, 2009

Support Miss World Singapore 2009 Ris Low To Represent Singapore

Miss Singapore 2009, Ris Low Should No Doubt Be Sent To Represent Singapore for more than 5 reasons. The reasons are:
1. 99.95% of Singaporean speaks the same standard of English.
2. 98% of Adult Singaporeans behave like her.
3. 58% of Female Singaporeans Walk like Robots others with their feet facing North-East and South-West directions. From the way they walk foreigners can have an idea about how well is our MRT System, stretching to all directions of the country.
4. 74% of Adult Female Singaporeans are always jealous of what people have and will try all means to get it even it is Sleeping with Someone or get a Sugar Daddy or do something like Ris Low did.
5. Wrong fashion sense that seems very like Extremely Good Dress Sense. Ris Low Dress Sense and Dress Code Speaks for more than 60% of Adult Female Singaporeans.

These are only few of mine Greatest Reasons to Support Ris Low as Ambassador of Singapore. I Support Ris Low With All My Hands and Legs and also My Hair Standing Right Up! Do not Strip Ris Low’s Singapore Miss World 2009’s Title. We Can Never Get Anyone Who Can Represents The “New” Singapore Better Than Her, I mean among all the pageant contestants.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c_A7-7B7-w

Friday, September 25, 2009

You Really Miss Me?

Someone from my Facebook kept sending mails to my Inbox saying how much he missed me… My answer reply was, ”thanks you for missing me.” Or “thank you for thinking and missing of me.”
Actually I want to reply as, ”Thank you for Missing Me. For English please Press 1; 华语请按2.”
Once selection is done, my “Miss-er will Hear, “Sorry, our customer service officers are currently busy, please hold on the line and we will serve you as soon as possible. Ding dong ding dong Ding ding Dong……” every 5 minutes it will repeat “Sorry, our customer service officers…”

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Divination 23rd September 2009

Today’s divination tells me to stay put. Let the Universe decide on my future else misfortune and unexpected death will occur. So I have to stay where I am. Unexpected Windfall coming. Many people want to harm me but I need to stay COOL and unnoticed. Yes, knowing someone send a request for a CURSE for me to DIE, very WICKED! People said Witches are Old, Ugly, and Wicked; But People who requested a CURSE from witches are NOT WICKED? This religion is pretty a Small Circle, locally I had not come across anyone having Power Higher than Me yet, so others have to consult me if they have problems, Luckily I am a “Consultant” else I wouldn’t know there are people trying to kill me. But I was “asked” to STAY COOL!!!

No Lim Wei Chean For Staits times.com Please!!!

After years of coping with ST correspondent reporter Lim Wei Chean and her Father Lim Ah Ngiaw secret Bad Behaviour, I want to get her, Lim Wei Chean, Chean Lim in Facebook, Wei Chean Lim, or Chean Lim in other media to be banned from entering the Media Industry!
No casinos for hubby
After years of coping with husband's secret gambling debts, wife gets him banned from entering the casinos
By Lim Wei Chean
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_433227.html
Read the full story in Wednesday's edition of The Straits Times.
weichean@sph.com.sg
The Strait Times Wednesday, September 23 2009 Page A3.
No Lim Wei Chean For Staits times.com Please!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Posting of Ads

I learnt that ads posting is not easy. Proper usage of words is crucial. I learnt from scrap, from no one, from nothing, but I learnt. I am sure I CAN DO IT!

Monday, September 21, 2009

What Happens When There Is A War Outbreak In Singapore?

Recent student’s gang suicide had shocked many Singaporeans. The home trained self-professed Taoist medium, 16 years old was able to convince 6 other teenagers including his brother that ‘the world was coming to an end, and that to save it, they had to 'sacrifice' themselves.’ End of the tragedy the Taoist Medium and his close friend ‘sacrificed themselves for the world’. After their death locals start to ‘point’ at any parties they can, especially the Singapore government, in this case MOE, Ministry of Education has to Answers for the ‘Public Awareness’. Has Singapore Government has to be Blamed? From my point of view, Yes! Why? Our Singapore government had done so well in providing her citizens with anything they can think of to ‘enlighten and ease the load’ of her citizens. In return, Majority of the Singapore citizens takes everything for granted. Everything their peers have, they want to have if not identical but at least near to it. Anything they can’t have, they ask for government to GIVE them. Most Singaporean are well too Pampered by our godly Singapore Government. But the people are never satisfied! 新加坡人心永不足.When I was doing my upper secondary history lesson, I asked a question which I was not given an answer but asked to kind of ‘Shut Up and Don’t Ask Stupid Silly Question’. Till today I still don’t think my question is that silly but I have an answer about 5 years ago. Today I am very sure that my answer can’t be of any wrong at all. My question was: “What will happen to Singaporean when there is a war outbreak?” Sounds Silly??? I STILL don’t think it’s a SILLY question. My answer is -- Majority of the Singaporean will not survive not because they were killed but they will complaint to any government officials, especially the poor overloaded MPs for questions like:
Why aren’t we been told about the war outbreak?
Why is there lack of shelters for 4.5 million people?
Why the government did not stop the war?
Why must we give priority to the badly injured casualty? I also Singaporeans and they are dying let them die lah, you don’t give me priority I COMPLAINT YOU!
Why are there not enough food for us to eat?
Why no Air-con? I want to Complaint!
Why? Why? Why?

Who are the likely survivors?
Those elderly who had survived through War World II.
Those who are content and work hard for what they want.
Those who are willing to ‘dig the mud to find food and water’.

I suggested Singaporean goes to the Third World Country or just drop by to the nearest kampong to open their eyes to the ‘Real World’. What we have and think it is a must may be something that may seem to be a heavenly gift. Singaporean learns to be contented. Don’t Pressure MPs for the weekly meetings for Tasks that you can easily use your hands and hardwork to solve. We are lucky to have a government who are always headhunting the best possible talents to provide a better future for the citizens, but the county people being ‘Well Fed’ by the government, but are never Satisfied. Greedy, Lazy, Bossy, Selfish…… BUT Majority of these Singaporean are very good Actors and Actress. I Salute to Our Singapore Government, I Salute to those humble yet contented with what they could have. I Salute to our Forefathers who Worked so hard for our Little Dot. I Salute to Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew and all who have contributed to today’s Singapore’s achievements. But I am worried about the future of Nasty Singaporeans.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Brother W, Can I Change My Fated Husband-To-Be?

I am glad that I finally let a friend of mine on facebook, someone from the same religion as me, to know about the present of my younger brother, W. Because of his counseling, when baby brother starts to nag at me, the moment I wanted to refute, AW’s image will flash into my mind and I just keep quiet. W told me, “Sister, K is our youngest brother we have to give in to him.” After being unable to committed suicide and know that he is the one who stop me from killing myself, I asked to stay with him and cook for him so he can concentrate on his studies and work. But he insisted me to come back to take care of our elderly parent as he can’t, at least on his behalf and moreover grandpa has 3 in-house chefs. So W sent me back. Once I tried to slash myself with a penknife, W was in the midst of a major operation, he sensed that his older sister is killing herself again, he had to rush to save me just in time as the penknife had cut on my wrist close to the vein. When I related to the IMH doctor and the HR personnel, both ladies, they are surprised to find the scare less than 2 weeks ago is very invisible. That is because while I was asleep that night, brother W did some invisible stitches without me knowing as he knows his sister cannot endure pain. According to W that is the only time he was almost late due to the major operation. After making sure I am safe he went back to continue with the operation. I promised him not to commit suicide as I have to take care of my parent for him till the day we can be together again. I don’t want to grow old I want eternal youth so I will not be old and haggard when we meet. But he said no matter how I look I am forever his beautiful sister. He told me to forget whoever who did me wrong. I wanted to tell him mine forecasted husband-to-be is not a truthful man and a liar, I want to change the destinated fate. Not unless he comes to me with Jewellery of Diamonds, Emerald, Sapphire, and Ruby all set in real 20k solid yellow gold, and stay only faithful to me with no more connects with any other women, did I will give him a chance to be my husband again. I know he may be my husband for last life. Now I understands why my ring was wore in the middle finger during the wedding in the last our last life, as this is a custom of female witch. In our last life he was murdered by his old flame, while his coffin was burning I rushed in to the flame to be burn with his body. As a witch wearing the wedding ring on the middle finger means she can only be married to the husband who put on the ring for her. This life this man too do not owns a true and pure heart as in his last life. Though to be married again to him, I must find a way to stop myself from marring this cunning untruthful womanizer. Not unless he be TOTALLY cut-off from all the women. Not unless he KNEEL on his knees with all that I asked for in-order to PROVED that he is REAL and TRUE to ME ONLY. Any adultery conducts I will file a immediate DIVORCE and sized at least 85% of his total assets. I still think the BEST way is to find a way to change this FATE. In this life, he is not as RICH as we used to be, BUT his womanizing attitude is as RICH as in last life. Yet he has colleagues to PROVE that he is not a WOMANIER. I don’t trust any of his colleagues, even the one I know I also don’t trust him anymore. I can’t trust anyone except my family members, my ancestors, and my dearest brother W. He even sent his fianccé and father-in-law to insult me. "I WANT PUBLIC APOLOGY from Singapore Press Holdings Straits Times Correspondent Reporter Lim Wei Chean and Her Father Lim Ah Nigaw!!! Full page color advertisments on all local Newspapers, 3 months run, and also 3 months run of apology advertisiments on ALL LOCAL SINGAPORE TV CHANNELS of MediaCorp, Caldecott Broadcast Centre, TV mobile!!! I want JUSTICE!!!"

Rosemary

I have to get Rosemary Tea or if I can’t then get the herb. Hopefully it is found in the cold storage in takashimay else I have to walk down plaza singapura or take a bus down to vivocity. Have to get it by today.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Home > ST Forum > Online Story

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Thanks, Mr Bus Driver
http://www.straitstimes.com/ST%2BForum/Online%2BStory/STIStory_431658.html
ON THURSDAY, my mother and I were on bus service 143 (registration 8770) beside Pandan Reservoir when the driver of a white car made an unexpected and illegal U-turn.
The young and alert bus driver braked immediately. His vigilant act saved more than 15 passengers on board.
I cannot find the words to express my thanks to the bus driver.

Latest comments
Goodness gracious me, this kind of letter can be published. Online forum, anything goes is it ?It is expected of bus drivers to avoid accidents. He is not going to have a pay increase by ramming into the car. In fact, if he wants the job, the last thing to do is to have an accident.In terms of damage, the car will be a goner but the bus will survive with paint scratches only. But passengers and drivers will go hospital for sure if impact is stong enough to jerk the vehicles.
Posted by: hotwoks at Sat Sep 19 09:23:45 SGT 2009

Comments to hotwoks, User of http://www.straitstimes.com
Are you the driver of SXX1275L? OR you are one that drive like him, a botak man? A driver who cuts to the lane and make a ILLEGAL U-TURN immediately after cutting lane? Drivers like these should not be offer a license AT ALL! They are the ROAD KILLER! So inorder to SAVE FACE so make such a comment to make driver like yourself to sound pitiful??? CHEAP! LOW CLASS INVALID DRIVER!!! I advice LTA to SUSPENED License of THIS KIND of DRIVERs. I demand a SUSPEND of CAR DRIVER License from the user HOTWOKS of Straits Times Online if IT (as it is not a human) has one. And License of driver of SXX1275L should be suspended too. Lessons must be GIVEN to all these IRRESPONSIBLE DRIVERS!!!!!! They Drive With CARE TO TEHMSELVES ONLY!!! THEY PUT PEOPLE LIVES AT RISKS! THEY ARE ROAD TERRORISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

My Brother AW?

I was doing facial with mine face facing the fan when I sensed someone infront of me. I raised my head to find a dashing tan skinny man of 30s. He looks familiar with short-sleeves white shirt. Who is he? He looks like my late younger brother AW but taller and more mature. What I know is when I look at him I wanted to ask him, “You want me to help you for a facial?” before he whirlpool towards the window and varnished before my eyes. Is he my dear brother AW? He looks much more mature than I last saw him in my dreams. Is her here to inform his older sister he is engaging? BUT I am his older sister even though we 姐are from different land, the customs still stays. 姐姐must be married before younger siblings. Or he is here just for a visit as this is the second last day of the lunar seventh month. I told mum after I bathed, mum decided tomorrow morning I will accompany her to celmenti to get some help from the Chinese incense paper vendor. But last time when he told me that he had never hated me for causing his miscarriage, I pulled his white short sleeve shirt and commented he looks real old fashion as the apparels must be by grandma. I woke up to search for the latest sports casual fashion and pass it to him. The next time he wear the casual fashion to meet me but I commented at my dashing brother, “WoW! You look great but a bit chubby, if you are fit a bit I am sure my brother is more charming than any models or male artist.” This time he is slimmed but not wearing the causal wear but Oh My God! It must be over size for him. I am thinking I must get valentine wear for him.

How to Sabo Your Company or Your Hateful Colleagues

1. Load unauthorized movies, pornography, MV…etc into their respective PCs.
2. De-activate any Firewalls so the PCs are Safe for Virus Invasion.
3. Load as many very Nice to Look At but with copyrights Wallpapers or as Icons Images.

Remarks: many staffs are doing despite they were told not to, if remaindered, the GaPo with be HEX with, “你董什么? 人家都放你也可以放吗?”, translated text: “What do you know? (wallpaper, pictures), people all put you also can put.” (Grammar corrected to their nearest possible English standard)
4. Save all Sabo files as Hidden files.
5. This one is for the Elites, install DIY Virus and name as perhaps your company name or your hateful colleagues’ name. Suspects 跳进黄河也洗不清. But can check who Done It, if there are some other Elites out there.

Remarks: don’t ask me how to DIY Virus and how to detect the Virus Maker?

PS: Information provided as reading purpose ONLY. Writer (Me) is not responsible for any mishaps resulted by readers of this post.



Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Look Of Love by Annie Cleopatra 安妮



The Look Of Love
By Annie Cleopatra 安妮
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwWwzYFnzU
The look of love is in your eyes
The look your heart can't disguise
The look of love is saying so much more
Than just words could ever say
And what my heart has heard
Well, it takes my breath away

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you.
You've got the look of loveIt's on your face
A look that time can't erase
Be mine tonight
Let this be just the start
Of so many nights like this
Let's take a lover's vowand
then seal it with a kiss

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
Don't ever go

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
Don't ever go
Don't ever go
I love you so

Mother Kali, My Beautiful Goddess, My Mother of Love

For the past few days I realized Mother Kali had almost totally submerged into my female body. Invocation of Goddess Venus is no longer successfully. I woke up in the morning to do research and found that Mother Kali’s character is the same as me. A destroyer and a creator, but she knows what is best her devotees. I am the infamous Destroyer to my family and people in the school..... toilet bowl, basin, tables, tap…. But I like to DIY. Mother Kali came to me when I was doing mediation many years ago, but not knowing who she is, so I called her “Mother Goddess” till recently I found that she is Kali and no one else. It’s just like my name, Cleopatra, came to me when I was sleeping without knowing who is Cleopatra but I took the name, later to know that not many people can pronounce my name and called me “Roti-Prata” as I always eat “Roti-Prata”. People rather call me by the adopted by primary school teachers. Luckily I had never cast any love spells on myself other than for hostel neighbors to test out my power. Last week I called for the Rain, shall I call for the Snow? Last time I did in LA, and it snowed on the mountain top. So many people went to the mountain to see Snow. I didn’t ask for it, it was they who asked me, “Since you are so powerful, can you snow LA?” The LA-ians go CRAZY for the Snow. I don’t know is Coincidence or it’s ME?

Monday, September 14, 2009

I am a Sweet and Romantic Girl?

Took a quiz and the results says that I am a Down-to-Earth girl, I am Kind at Heart, seeking a romantic and enchanted relationship and life. Easily be contented and wished for simple and carefree lifestyle.

你从来不勉强自己去做不喜欢的事情,你是一个追求平淡的幸福的女孩子,没有什么心机,只是追求一份浪漫的爱情和一种幸福的生活。你是一个知足的人,过着简单而快乐的日子就已经很快乐了。


Remarks: Quite near.

I Hate To See Lim Wei Chean on The Straits Times

I HATE to see the wordings “LIM WEI CHEAN” APPEARS ON THE STRAITS TIMES SINGAPORE MAINTSTREAM PAPERS!!! Whenever I see the Words “LIM WEI CHEAN” SCENEs of how I was HUMILIATED, SCORNED, INSULTED, MOCKED, and SCOFFED at the service counter at Jurong Polyclinic in year 2008 repeatedly FLASHing in my mind till my hands SHIVER in FEAR and HORRIFIED. My heart BEATS as DRUMS with PANIC. I HATE TO SEE LIM WEI CHEAN APPEARS ON THE STRAITS TIMES SINGAPORE ENGLISH MAINSTREAM PAPERS!!! HOW CAN I LIVE TO SEE ALL THESE RASCALS HOLLIGANING AROUND IN SINGAPORE WHEN IS WELL KNOWN AS BEAUTIFUL GARDEN CITY??? HOW CAN I HARMONIZE WITH RESTLEST AH LIANs AND FAMILY WHO DE-BEAUTIFIED THE RED DOT IN THE WORLD MAD??? I HATE TO SEE LIM WEI CHEAN APPEARS ON THE STRAITS TIMES SINGAPORE ENGLISH MAINSTREAM PAPERS!!!!!!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Prostitution Boom with F1 in Singapore People’s Park Complex Chinatown

I wrote to the Tourism board of Singapore and PM and some MPs on July 17th 2009, regarding me being treated as Prostitute from China by the DuYi bookshop’s staff and other “behaved as books browsers” situated in the People’s Park Complex of Singapore Chinatown on 16th July 2009. I received a reply as the case was referred to CID and will get back to me soon. After that reply nothing else was “heard” or received thereafter other than weeks ago the Channel 8 had a documentary on the same issue. Last Friday I was at the same People’s Park Complex as my mother wants to get some currencies exchanges. Before I managed to join the queue where there were three others in the queue before me, a woman of Chinese nationality sneaked in just to be ahead of me in the queue. In less than a minute she asked the man in front of her if he wants China currency, the man replied as he is not interested. Then she asked me the same question my reply was I am going for Vietnam currency. Later two elderly men came to queue behind me, one elderly is partially blind. I have the usual thought of give my place to the elderly when I saw the China woman was “eyeing” at the elderly uncle in the kind of pitiful looks. Then I gave my gracious act a miss for this time as I “sensed” that the woman is after the elderly and the elderly uncle looks decent and seem to be a regular customer of the money changer. The China Woman tried to make her way to my back but was stopped by me. Till her turn for the service she plainly asked the market rate of the China Currency and claims it too low and asked about rate of US dollars. She refused to get off the queue when it was my turn. Then It was the elderly uncle, the money changer tells the uncle loud and clear to keep the money probably before he leave the service counter. At this moment I done with my service but was quite near to the elderly man when suddenly another three china nationals, two women and a man appears from nowhere and stand close to the elderly man. They started to ask the elderly man the same “old” question, “how much is the Reminbi?”, there are four of them including the woman who had been asking the question before the trio appears. They started to crowd around the elderly when the elderly replied “I don’t know you many ask the counter staff.” I moved near closed to the elderly and stared hard at them till the elderly moves off before I went back to my mother. Two hours later we went to the Chinatown Complex to buy dinner did I saw the same women now with two customers, obviously she is a prostitute. After her I saw the same man who joined her with the two women. He pimps out for customers for his downline prostitutes.

So, how did they work or the China Prostitution Organization works?

Signals: a person who may be a local or maybe “imported talent” who dress like normal shopper in Chinatown will strike signal like giving a clap or a loud and coarse cough which sounds like a TB or H1N1 infected. Signals may be staffs from nearby shops like the staff from the DuYi bookshop, or stalls or “eaters” at the nearby eatery.

Commandos: the prostitutes and pimps, after signal received they will “join” into any crowds or queues “Marked” by the Signalman. They will try to strike as soon as they get your attention. If it is in a money changer queue they will ask for rates of Renminbi with more than half of the fake Renminbi notes, but many old men and blurred will be fooled by the extremely high rates given. If the old man is a lecher like those who prompted me for sex service on 16th July, they will get Renminbi from her or ask for their other service. After being rejected a group with more than enough people to outbid you in number will appear from nowhere and you have nowhere to ‘Take Cover”. Some will follow you to nearby MRT station or bus-stop.

Guards: “Shop” around you can “see” more than ten Guards in an area of smaller than two five-rooms flat, some with Tattoos big enough to wrap you up. They are the ones who will follow you if you are the “Target” but resisted any of offered services.

Combat Engineers: When Guards could not match the Target or their “Plan A” looks like most failed; Combat Engineers will make speedy advancement to “join” the bridge gap or clear the “minefield”. Notes: The “Land Mines” could be anything or anyone like MaTa (policemen).

Special Operations Task Force: When Combat Engineers can’t meets the ends or over powered or any of the members “taken” and need to be bailed or any other out of their “Professionalism”, Special Operations Task Force will take on, they are also members of the mastermind team.

PS: one thing I don’t understand is the Police Cantonment Complex is only two bus-stops away and why is the Prostitution or Sex Trade Industry’s performance is BETTER than EXPECTED?
Police Cantonment Complex
391 New Bridge Road
Police Cantonment Complex
Singapore 088762


In case you are not familiar with the area, I provide the some useful links below:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreta_Ayer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreta_Ayer_Road

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Raining

Rain starts at 910am. So it takes about an hour to “see” the Rain. Did not cast circle only call for it. My power is “Back” and maybe even more powerful. 谢谢您们! 我亲爱的曾祖父, 两位曾祖母, 曾姑婆, 二姑婆,还有我最喜爱的三姑婆.我爱您们!!!XOXOXO €; )

Call of the Rain

Wake up this morning with the sun shining extremely hot and heaty into my room. I Summon for the Rain, I did that around 8am, 9am sharp the sky turns from hot to less striking “hot”. And I am hearing thunders now. Let me see if it really Rains.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I want a Overseas Trip ASAP

I am very tired and wanted to go out to get a breadth of Fresh New Air. May My wish comes true ; )

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

What Happens When Kraft Foods Bid Successfully For Cadbury?

1. New flavor for Cadbury's chocolate – Cadbury Cheese Chocolate
2. New flavor cheese– Kraft Chocolate Cheese
3. You are able to go for “American or British Got Talent” with Massive intake of Kraft Cheese and Cadbury Chocolate. (refer to Cadbury TV commercial)
4. Kraft foods website will teach you how to cook Lasagna with Kraft cheese topped with Cadbury chocolate.
5. Cadbury will have Sliced Chocolate packed like Cheese.
6. Oreo Chocolate flavor (my favorite) filled with “Real” Cadbury chocolate.
7. Ritz Chocolate flavor filled with “Real” Cadbury chocolate.
8. The donkey drink, TANG, comes with Chocolate flavor made from “Real” Cadbury chocolate.
9. Purchase a Kraft’s ready microwave dinner plate and get a free bar of Cadbury Chocolate.
10. Lastly, I wonder “Subway’ Help Yourself" snake kiosk will display Cadbury chocolate for those who ordered setmeals?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Golden Hair

Was in the toilet when I look into the mirror, I was shocked to see a strain of white hair. I look again can’t find any. Asked mum for HELP! Mum try to find but only find Golden Hair. I remember two days ago I found one strain of golden hair in my bedroom. I thought it’s someone else, but who could it be, I am the only person who has longer hair. By judging from the thickness and the curl, I know it’s mine. Mum said now I got more golden hair like when I was young.