How To Remove Tattoo For Free

Tattoo, to get a tattoo done is SHOIK! And COOL! That what I was told. Girls will we WoW! By admiring Eyes and may get many cools guys “sheltering” them. Guy? They will have women and women following them to wherever they go, to market, to home, to BED! But, if one day when Ah Seng or Ah Lian decided to get their cool tattoos removed, maybe they fall in love with a straight guy or gal, who take tattoo as underground symbols, what they do, they will go back to the tattooist and ask How Huh? Tattooist will say,”Aiyah! I only can put for you, but I cannot rub. I am a Tattoo-IST not UN-Tattoo-IST or an Earaser.” So, Ah Lian and Ah Seng went to find mentor or guru, guru told them, go to see doctor. “Which one the best huh?” “O! Best huh, I dun kno, but got this doctor, Dr. Wxxxxx like very famous one, can do Saturday night fever one, you go find him lah!” So they went to see Dr. W. Dr. W,”A!A!A! I know you will come one day, so, want to take out huh! One time cannot, I use the latest laser technology, at least 6 times, small one 6 times, big one I must see.” Ah Lian and Ah Seng, ”WoW! So expensive!” so off they go. So how to get their tattoos removed?
Well, there is a new way, now they can go 7-11 take a 泡面 then Cao Lan (跑人 or run off in hokkien), caught by the service crew then ganna sent to University of Singapore Changi (USC) --- Singapore Changi Prison. There they can get free Tattoo removal service Free-of-charge under the yellow Ribbon Project. EZ leh : )