My Date With A Vampire

I always got problem. If I pose myself as myself as a female, I get Spams from dirty fellows asking me for date and dates and datesss. I always wanted to tell them I only date Vampires, 我和僵尸有个约会! When I pose as a boy, (I agreed that I am 150% female by the husk, but 69% boy by the soul, and that also explains why gay always more pretty and attractive than real women. Mum said I ran too fast, 3 months faster, that’s why I am a gal, if I were to be born in end October, date as predicted by the Jewish gyne, I may be a boy, like real lah!) I get mails like these, always tell me they are nice, quiet, sincere, pretty, beautifully, some sexy, but… when I asked for their photos, it’s Angeline Jolie, or 菜依林. Now they don’t send Anna Nicole Smith as if should there be one, that’s from the Hellbook not Facebook. And the mail address is a Hmail (hellmail not hotmail) not email. No wonder my right middle finger is still not showing signs of improvement. The thing is, no matter I am a gal or boy, I still get sexual harassments. Those I get from Chinatown on the 16th july, I “publicized” to all govt. boards. Let’s move to a society of 天下无恶, 天下无娼. That day was really a bad day I felt deeply humiliated and cannot forget, why must I always get all these kind of things, even in the ex-office the doctor’s father-in-law accused me of seducing his son-in-law I can never forget what are the words yelling at me, very dirty and low class of words and phrases used, it’s still fresh in my mind. And yet the wife of the doctor shows that kind of “I am innocent” look to me while her father keep yelling at me non-stop. Very weird actually I thought doctors and their family should be well-behaved but not so, those words are what grandpa said can never be spit out from my lips. Should me be caught I will be have to kneel down in front of XXXX. I don’t know why am I so unlucky. Anyway, everything is over, even my right middle finger is so pain that writing and typing and don’t even think of doing sewing, I also do not want to go polyclinic to see doctor, as I don’t want to meet people from the “lower class”. Grandpa said everyone is born naked to this world so everyone should be treated in the same way, but a person will only be classified by the way he brings himself. Even a cleaner earns our respects but not whores and people with unethical morals. Anyway, this is one of the emails I received from my “suitors” €: -)
“Hello
How are you today, i hope that you are doing fine as i am feeling alright also, My name is, xxxxx I am very good looking and pretty girl, sincere and trusted, God fearing, Dear it was very great when i got your email at (singapore classifieds) and i feel a great joy in my heart withing me to be interested on you despite that i have not seen you in person but your profiles really gave me a nice pleasure to communicate with you. and I hope you will be the true loving, honest partner that I have been looking for, And I have something special to tell you about me, So please contact me directly through my email address at (xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx) so that i will give you more detail
with my picture and also we can know eachother directly I will be
waiting for
from xxxxx”