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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Witchcraft


Ever since I published the article on Coffin Nail Spell, enquiries of spells, magicks, love spell, black magic…… all rush into my mailbox. I hoped that once and for all I can have all answered in this post.

Witchcraft
Wicca as it commonly known is just a religion. Why I choose to be a witch? I have no choice when I was about five I dreamed of a very old witch flew into my room and insisted that I belong to her land. For most born witch who is not born in a witch family will “meet” something like this. Most are witches in their last life or they are born with supernatural power. For this I admitted my maternal grandfather and his ancestors most have ESP. This is noted in the history too. Emperor KangXi is also one who has ESP.

Spell Casting
Most witch casted spells to strength their protection “shield”. Most do not want to manipulate someone’s mind unless it’s a request by their clients.

Love Spells
I myself do not cast love spell on the person I like as I want True Love --- Love Deep from His Heart. I admit it is very popular, but beware of the consequences. For those who require love spells from me you may go to bookshop and run through the shelves on New Age or Religion. There are many love spells for you to choose. The cheapest is less than 20 dollars. Go home, follow instructions, it’s that simple it’s just like you doing an experiment in your school laboratory. And Please No Killing Please! For those who asked for Love Spell how-to for the “the Little Nonya小娘惹” male actor戴阳天, it is Spell as “Love Dai Yang Tian”. Please kindly do not disturb the Mr. Dai when he is at work I think you don’t want him to make mistake right? Same goes to the two aunties from my block of apartment. The daughter aunty told the mother aunty, ”I went to the hospital ward but can’t find the aunty’s son.” Mother aunty to daughter aunty, “If I meet his mother I ask when is his working hours.” Huh! Another SLUT! I don’t think the daughter aunty knows the aunty son, and sound like the son of the aunty maybe a doctor. I don’t feel alright, as I think if she is really fond of him she should wait at the foodcourt or any other place than going to the ward to wait. If the aunty’s son is a doctor then he may be disturbed. Being a doctor is like behaving like Lady Justice, hold a sword and a balance in both hands, he can kill can he can save life. It’s also these kind jerks that give healthcare staffs headaches. What if the aunty’s son may be mistaken as not in the hospital to work but flirt and seduce, then he will end up innocently accused like me. I do not wish to “see” another similar innocent to be sacrificed. And moreover we are neighbors though I do not know who he is.
人言可畏, 可欺, 可恨!
寻寻觅觅,冷冷清清,凄凄惨惨戚戚.

How to Curse You Enemy
I thought most Singaporeans are very good in doing Cursing. The moment I step out from my house I hear people cursing non-stop. Even in my ex-workplace I get cursed for nothing from patients and also get cursed by my own ex-co-workers? Em… Don’t ask this kind of questions when you all are better than me. I know you all want to do the nail spell, the one published on the 新民日报. That is for knowledge purpose, I know how to kill people but do I kill?

Black Magic
Very interested in Black Magic Ah… All know or want to worship SATAN but don’t know how. Again I say go to bookshop there are lots of books to teach you how to worship your idol. If you do have lack of blood Please Kindly Do Not Go To Hospital as the Blood in the hospital are meant for the Needy, those who really need the blood due to mishap or sickness, and patients who need to go for operations. The blood you shed is for SATAN, please think for patients’ need before you dial 995. You Are Not A Patient! You Used the Blood for Scarification. You Are Not Suppose To Be In The Hospital.

Do I Look Like a Witch, Old and Hunched Back?
Since young I was taught to help others in need and 以德服人. Though the more lenience I shown the more setbacks I faced, but I gain youthful look like my samaritan grandfather. Am I beautiful? I admitted that after I had seen my grandfather’s sisters in my dreams I can’t call myself or anyone beautiful, they are real beautiful beauties, I realized what grandpa described his younger sister as angel’s look’s 不食人间烟火之容, 天仙之貌, 为何容颜. If I compare to her I only get about 5 if she stands at a perfect 10. There is one more behind her, holding my grandpa’s aunt曾姑婆arms is grandpa’s older sister二姑婆, her size and my size is the same. The 三姑婆 is slimmer than us, and I really look like my grandpa’s aunt, 曾姑婆. Also because of my look that the Manchurian 八棋 descendants thought I was曾姑婆recarinated, not knowing it was my grandpa’s “conspiracy”. He did not want to re-marry till her saw my grandma who resembles his aunt, he wants to “re-produce” or “clone” a similar product like his aunt. The good thing is I do not need to TAKE CARE of国家大事 I only play my own toys and stuffs.

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